What I do after school

Some kids read, other play video games, some hang out with their friends, or play sports. With me though, its a different story. Me, I go into my secret lab, there i do experiments, where I change the world. Ever heard of a burrito? That was me. How about a little thing called pasta? That was also me. Oh, and have you ever heard of a laptop? All me. I let other people take credit with their businesses so I don't monopolize anything and be forced to split up. That Rockefeller guy and standard oil. I could see him getting split up from a mile away. Anyway, I do have someone fund my research, but that is where my story takes a turn. H betrayed me and wanted to take over the world. His name is Brainson and he took my latest invention, the nuclear bomb, and has gone running. The only reason that he hasn't blown up the Earth yet is because he knows I'm on his tail. I'll tell you the story of how we met, how we worked, and how i chased hi across the globe. Hold onto your hat, because I'm about to take you a\for a crazy ride.