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You're Useless [Kenny McCormick x Reader]

Reads 29,390
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Reads 29,390
Votes 684
Parts 28
Time 2h 47m

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"Are you sure you want to come down? The ladder is really unsturdy," the boy questioned, not wanting you to hurt yourself at his expense.

You simply scoffed, it's difficult to say no to seeing such a gorgeous man. "Shut it McCormick, I'm coming down out of my own free will. I've been waiting to spend time with you all day."

THIS IS A SLOW BURN STORY; I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
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hi im so sorry, the reader is a woman. i'm mainly writing this for my own pleasure. again, i apologize if this offends you at all, that's just how i wish to write my story.

I DO NOT OWN ANY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

i apologize for any grammatical mistakes!!

WARNING:
* this story may not be age appropriate for anyone below 16; you're choosing to read this story at your own risk, warnings will be placed at the beginning of chaptersAll Rights Reserved

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