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You're Useless [Kenny McCormick x Reader]
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"Are you sure you want to come down? The ladder is really unsturdy," the boy questioned, not wanting you to hurt yourself at his expense.
You simply scoffed, it's difficult to say no to seeing such a gorgeous man. "Shut it McCormick, I'm coming down out of my own free will. I've been waiting to spend time with you all day."
THIS IS A SLOW BURN STORY; I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
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hi im so sorry, the reader is a woman. i'm mainly writing this for my own pleasure. again, i apologize if this offends you at all, that's just how i wish to write my story.
I DO NOT OWN ANY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS
i apologize for any grammatical mistakes!!
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