The pies are coming

once there was a little person and its name was Mel and Mel worked at a corner store and her life was boring a random duck kept coming to her and asking her if she had any grapes. But she also worked for The National Sarcasm Society. And her house was not very livable but she still lived in it even though it was tough. She had 7 dogs, 12 cats, 3 fish and 5 hamsters. And she got a call from some one she didn't know and this was just the begging...
So when Mel got home she fed all her animals and cleaned her small trashed house and answered the call and it was her long lost cousin (I was joking when I said it was some one she didn't know) so she talked for about 5 hours and then she went to work (it was 10at night so obviously she was late) and when she came to her car in her drive way her boss was standing there and he fired her for being late! So the next day she found a job at a bakery where she would make pies for lonely soccer players. She was adding cheese to much ahh the pies..h