"OMG your work is so fugly."
"Can that bitch even write?"
"She wrote what?"
"Oh gurl, hold me back."
"Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?"
"I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!"
"Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours."
Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity.
***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.