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So I Might Be a Vampire - Book 1 (Original Version)

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Reads 898,462
Votes 23,630
Parts 90
Time 10h 4m

iamRodneyVSmith

Mature

Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job.
[Previously Featured #2 Vampire ]

*****
Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. 

This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead.

I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all...

[BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES]

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