yours truly, B. ~ Bernard the Head Elf
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About a few years ago my dad accidentally killed Santa some stupid Christmas night, leading me and my brother, Charlie, to beg him to become Santa. We thought it would just be for one Christmas and ONE CHRISTMAS ONLY. Well hooray, it wasn't. Now I had to live my life surrounded by elves and a stupid control freak named Bernard, Christmas wasn't my favorite holiday from the start and my opinions have never changed.
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