Wattpad slander
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I'm making fun of Wattpad, not you. This is not meant to be an insult to anyone in real life.
This is mainly satire, do not take it seriously
Possible triggers that may be in this slanderbook include-
-Strong Language (swearing)
-Possible mentions of depression and su!c!d3, along with social anxiety.
-A homosexual writer
-Possibly offensive jokes
-Annoying writer
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