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2023 already??? i'm disgustedAll Rights Reserved

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was only 2019 yesterday. wtf
Sun, Jan 1, 2023
the combat fucking SUCKED
Sun, Jan 1, 2023
never been to the moon i'm afraid kiddo
Tue, Jan 3, 2023
hope all you cunts who called austerity 'grown-up politics' are happy
Wed, Jan 4, 2023
she's so iconic
Sat, Jan 7, 2023
this is why i never preorder games or buy them the minute they drop
Mon, Jan 9, 2023
hooting and hollering
Thu, Jan 12, 2023
leave her alone!!
Sun, Jan 15, 2023
uh oh!
Tue, Jan 17, 2023
i'm always late to watching critically acclaimed movies
Wed, Jan 18, 2023
whooooo remembers the various weird hobbies my brother got into as a kid
Wed, Jan 18, 2023
i think buzzy freed himself personally. with his own littel hands
Fri, Jan 20, 2023
8 year old moments!
Sat, Jan 21, 2023
happy dead space day, everybody. national holiday
Fri, Jan 27, 2023
he hasn't taken that hat off for 16 years
Sat, Jan 28, 2023
hehe........
Sun, Jan 29, 2023
guess who needs a haircut. me its me
Mon, Jan 30, 2023
whoooooo remembers liz truss
Tue, Jan 31, 2023
it's so fucking good man. perfectly enhances the experience of the original
Wed, Feb 1, 2023
reeeeaaaally weird to hear isaac speak tho i'm used to silent protag isaac
Wed, Feb 1, 2023
he's like a video game blacksmith hammering the same sword forever
Thu, Feb 2, 2023
so yeah i'm doing alright. had another bash at dead space today
Tue, Feb 7, 2023
every child's favourite star wars characters!
Wed, Feb 8, 2023
the original version where it said elder scrolls also applies to me dkdjdks
Wed, Feb 8, 2023
if i had a gf..............
Fri, Feb 10, 2023
cringefail gf
Fri, Feb 10, 2023
the duality of man
Sun, Feb 12, 2023
local woman reminisces about a simpler time in her life
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
who amongst us doesn't like a bit of cheeky nostalgia from time to time
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
you sick fuck. that's a cartoon horse
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
whooooo remembers mlp remixes
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
idk man it's weird. he's not twilight's pet
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
she's cute :)
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
what is a high school movie without the bad bitch honestly
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
her design is the most clapped of all!!!!! horrid
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
american films convinced child me that this is what secondary school was like
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
sorry abt the deepfried quality.
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
i completely forgot she used to be evil ngl
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
i'm sure all the references to youtube felt very savvy in 2013
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
sorry i'm being mean
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
SO GET UP GET DOWN IF YOU'RE GONNA COME AROUND
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
this song was so iconic to me. deserved an oscar
Wed, Feb 15, 2023
did you guys mean chad
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
like. how would that destroy it
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
she looks so busted.
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
i can't believe the human mane 6 become furries in this scene!
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
she looks like powercry
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
i appreciate it for what it is
Thu, Feb 16, 2023
need to draw scratch like this
Sat, Feb 18, 2023
the art direction on this film is the absolute pits what were they THINKING
Sun, Feb 19, 2023
one of these in every northern town i swear
Thu, Feb 23, 2023
i know it's not a 1:1 comparison but still lmao
Sat, Feb 25, 2023
now that's a character that would've terrified me as a kid
Sat, Feb 25, 2023
i don't think your pet needs £100 luxury meals.
Mon, Feb 27, 2023
was he a tumblr sexyman??? i forget
Tue, Feb 28, 2023
i haven't found him scary in years. he's basically just a roided gymbro now
Tue, Mar 7, 2023
king of the junjle - junjle, but still social, and with it, and ferocious
Thu, Mar 2, 2023
et tu, isabel oakeshott?
Fri, Mar 3, 2023
dingy cunts the lot of them. asking their mates for puff pieces in broadsheets
Fri, Mar 3, 2023
absolute scenes
Tue, Mar 7, 2023
draws monody in this
Sun, Mar 12, 2023
oh gamers i'm so ready
Thu, Mar 16, 2023
go grandpa
Thu, Mar 16, 2023
the fight milk ep
Fri, Mar 17, 2023
you all get on my nerves
Sat, Mar 18, 2023
i guess i was actually in the shows target demographic tbf
Sun, Mar 19, 2023
he's been dead for a number of years babe x
Tue, Mar 21, 2023
happy international womens day (it is not international womens day)
Thu, Mar 23, 2023
i will Play tomorrow :)
Fri, Mar 24, 2023
organised into bullet points to help get them out of my brain better
Mon, Mar 27, 2023
ea even worse than konami i'm afraid
Mon, Mar 27, 2023
finished chapter 8! also i'm favouring the tmp as my gun now
Thu, Mar 30, 2023
i like her redesign too
Thu, Mar 30, 2023
know i'm going to replay this obsessively like i did with resi 2 lmao
Sat, Apr 1, 2023
i knew i would not like him.
Mon, Apr 3, 2023
scratch mcgee has been stealing from me
Mon, Apr 3, 2023
scrambled to save this as soon as i saw it, never seen a more Them image
Thu, Apr 6, 2023
the original clone wars came out in 2003! come on man
Sat, Apr 8, 2023
streaming services ruined star wars when you really think about it
Sat, Apr 8, 2023
cometh the hour cometh the man
Sun, Apr 9, 2023
possibly the most disappointing game i've ever played
Tue, Apr 11, 2023
haha peecrew! this isn't funny anymore star.
Wed, Apr 12, 2023
don't think anyone clocked what song it was but still. humiliating
Thu, Apr 13, 2023
'i think he yelled unlimited power while blasting rope'
Sun, Apr 16, 2023
sometimes i will just randomly quote this film in my day to day life
Sun, Apr 16, 2023
findthestars_ compares the babadook to shrek
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
sorry for being a former film student can we still kiss
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
i had this going on with every lad i was friends with in secondary school
Fri, Apr 21, 2023
'we're earth's greatest defenders. ignore the man dressed like a clown'
Sat, Apr 22, 2023
jk i've not seen an ounce of pussy this year
Wed, Apr 26, 2023
bloo i hope this is what star wars is to you
Thu, Apr 27, 2023
king of the junjle- junjle, but still social and with it and ferocious
Sun, Apr 30, 2023
team rocke-[GUNSHOT]
Sun, Apr 30, 2023
in times like this i like to quench my thirst with a delicious monodster energy
Mon, May 1, 2023
i should draw her in a cool high fashion outfit or something
Tue, May 2, 2023
i'm fighting for my fucking life rn
Sat, May 6, 2023
bloo i'm afraid you'll have to euthanise me
Sat, May 6, 2023
cost of living crisis anyone? cost of living crisis?
Sat, May 6, 2023
🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮
Sat, May 6, 2023
i think everything about britain needs tearing down and rebuilding
Sat, May 6, 2023
we were both looking at the star wars action figures lmfao
Mon, May 8, 2023
ow! me hands!
Mon, May 8, 2023
'just found out the love of my life was a brony'
Wed, May 10, 2023
let's fucking get it over with
Fri, May 12, 2023
god i hate the mcu. anyway moving on
Fri, May 12, 2023
very synthwave. i love it
Mon, May 15, 2023
'here we here we here we fucking go' changed the world
Tue, May 16, 2023
honestly? a hung parliament would be the best outcome at the next ge
Wed, May 17, 2023
all those moments will be lost to time. like posts in the rain
Fri, May 19, 2023
your most powerful blorbos are the ones you create yourself
Mon, May 22, 2023
press y to make gollum gollum noise
Thu, May 25, 2023
he says it in the same dismissive tone as her
Sun, May 28, 2023
'his name's glup shitto'
Tue, May 30, 2023
no!! no!!!!
Tue, May 30, 2023
'wears a stupid hat at all times' yeah
Fri, Jun 2, 2023
'wears a stupid hat at all times' yeah
Fri, Jun 2, 2023
shite movie. utterly by-the-numbers
Mon, Jun 5, 2023
this bitch thinks she's a media critic
Mon, Jun 5, 2023
prepare for the milf inquisition
Thu, Jun 8, 2023
I HATE AMERICANS
Sun, Jun 11, 2023
it's a female empowerment story now. kind of
Mon, Jun 12, 2023
where's that bojo 4d chess meme
Thu, Jun 15, 2023
2.5 MILES beneath the surface. that's a lot of fucking water over your head
Tue, Jun 20, 2023
all of nature's marvels are littered with the corpses of bored rich people
Tue, Jun 20, 2023
they found a debris field today. dead. deader than anyone has ever been
Thu, Jun 22, 2023
he is so weird and i mean this incredibly affectionately
Sun, Jun 25, 2023
she's built up a tolerance from crushing all that monodyster energy
Sat, Jul 1, 2023
this shit is genuinely killing cinema
Sun, Jul 9, 2023
people expect too much from wes anderson.
Tue, Jul 11, 2023
timmy was such a bad choice for the role.........
Wed, Jul 12, 2023
can see why they want to secede from the empire ffs
Thu, Jul 13, 2023
why does this read like springsteen lyrics
Mon, Jul 17, 2023
SKRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!!!
Fri, Jul 21, 2023
'good scenes in bad movies'
Mon, Jul 24, 2023
us prequels defenders are fighting for our lives every day
Thu, Jul 27, 2023
the perfect intersection of mine and my dad's interests
Fri, Jul 28, 2023
world's strangest kid.
Tue, Aug 1, 2023
suddenly i miss the uk and all its familiar neuroses
Mon, Aug 7, 2023
now that i'm home i can comprehensively review
Fri, Aug 11, 2023
yes i am doing a big overhaul
Wed, Aug 16, 2023
the modding for this game is gonna be INSANE
Sat, Aug 19, 2023
mfw the coup i attempted to organise over telegram failed
Thu, Aug 24, 2023
loss.jpeg
Thu, Aug 31, 2023
goodbye is very nice too. we are so fucking back
Fri, Sep 1, 2023
why are aardman so creatively bankrupt now
Tue, Sep 5, 2023
in the top 5 star childhood films
Tue, Sep 5, 2023
you and me both mate
Thu, Sep 7, 2023
i think it would be extremely funny if mumsnet started adopting /tttt/ lingo
Fri, Sep 8, 2023
this is so grim
Sun, Sep 10, 2023
'but most norwegians speak english!' just watch the fucking film mother.
Wed, Sep 13, 2023
me at the lgbtq youth group
Wed, Sep 20, 2023
let her cook
Thu, Sep 21, 2023
finally learning to code for this
Fri, Sep 22, 2023
but ginger
Mon, Sep 25, 2023
headlines in the mail 'THE WOKE ECA'
Sat, Sep 30, 2023
isthatgood.jpeg
Mon, Oct 2, 2023
whoooooo remembers
Wed, Oct 4, 2023
yeah that'll fix it 👍 dickhead
Sat, Oct 7, 2023
simple as 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Sat, Oct 7, 2023
i hate the cis because they are aligned with the treacherous count dooku
Sun, Oct 8, 2023
sorry i rewatched it and now i'm on a normal one!!!
Mon, Oct 9, 2023
reminds me of bush's response to 9/11
Tue, Oct 10, 2023
sorry bloo ik you don't care about star wars sldjdkdjsk
Thu, Oct 12, 2023
free speech/expression is a very tricky thing
Sun, Oct 15, 2023
it's not looking good for me i'm afraid
Mon, Oct 16, 2023
and i will keep doing it ❤️
Mon, Oct 16, 2023
dare i say monody
Wed, Oct 18, 2023
mid christmas. 7/10
Thu, Oct 19, 2023
because i exclusively fall for women that i can't have x
Sun, Oct 22, 2023
mind you this is only modern fallout
Sun, Oct 29, 2023
we have to torch him now :////
Mon, Nov 6, 2023
what a sad wretched year it was for games.
Sat, Jan 6, 2024
heehee i love horror. anyway bye again wattpad for another 8 months
Mon, Nov 25, 2024

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we have to torch him now :////
Mon, Nov 6, 2023
what a sad wretched year it was for games.
Sat, Jan 6, 2024
heehee i love horror. anyway bye again wattpad for another 8 months
Mon, Nov 25, 2024

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