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countryhumans shitpost yandere

╰⋯➤  ｙａｎｄｅｒｅ  ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙｈｕｍａｎｓ  ｘ  ｒｅａｄｅｒ．


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►  𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙖𝙨; the tendency to underestimate the likelihood or impact of a negative event.


 ❝  ─── 𝘼 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣; And makes some dire, stupid, decisions. And also can't be bothered to give a fuck.❞


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► 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 :  everything


𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 : 1/13/2023


𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 : N/A


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disclaimer: entirety of this book is satire/a joke


║▌║█│▌║▌ © おやすみ  2023-2024All Rights Reserved

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Love or Work? Countryhumans x Reader by Jasmine_Yuu

It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- Date published: June 22nd 2022 STATUS: ONGOING (had like a 2 year hiatus... sorry gng) #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022

○COUNTRYHUMANS/BREAKUP SCENARIOS 1.2○ (COMPLETE) by Aiza_Zest026

Well hello there, since that one of you suggested to make another book...well here ya go. I will be writing the chapters that are from my old book but I will rewrite and change a few scenes there. the old book of mine was created with such inspiration and motivation to write the book, and my writing style might come far different from it now that I noticed it changes, I hope you guys still like it. and yes I made the cover!

Shattering Constellations | Countryhumans | COMPLETE! by Blisopoppy

I, America, live in a perfect world. No one disturbs me; they fear me. As a wise man had said, "isolation is the key to success." I believe it whole heartedly. Society is cruel. And to counter it, I must be independent, secretive, and alert. Welcome to my world as I start a new chapter in the 'perfect' school: UN high school. ✖️〰️✖️ Disclaimer: Not historically accurate 🚫 Grammar issues ☹️ Mature⚠️ Fiction😱 Human au🤖 No politics😀 Female America 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸 Bad world building 😬 If you get offended easily, don't read this🫠 Posting one chapter every week(either Saturday or Friday!) 🤓📖 ✨ships (not all)✨ Russia x America x China 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇨🇳 UkrainexCanada (more relevant)🇺🇦🇨🇦 GermanyxPoland (side)🇩🇪🇵🇱 JapanxSouthKorea (side)🇯🇵🇰🇷 >^< It's my first story! ✨ >з<❣️please give it some love! ✨ #1 Ukranada Nov 19 2023 #1 AmericaxChina Dec 11 2023 #1 Chimerica Jan 9 2024 #1 ukrainexcanada Jan 17 2024 #1 ukranada March 2 2024 #1 femaleamerica March 22 2024 #1 ruschi April 7 2024 #1 femamerica April 22 2024 #1 amechi April 23 2024 #38 countryhuman June 20 2024 #1 countryhuman June 22 2024 #1 americaxrussia July 19 2024 #1 femamerica February 3 2025

Stuck With The Enemy by TheOldJazz

With the rising concern of nuclear weapons countries and organisations are trying to settle on a safe agreement. Unfortunately, not every country is cooperative and after a purposefully caused accident, four countries find themselves stuck in quite the predicament. !!Book Warnings!!: •Countryhumans •Quite A Lot Of Bad/Inappropriate Language (aka swears) •Possible Offensive Content !!!!!!! This book is fiction and made for entertainment purposes only. It is not entirely historically accurate. !!!!!!! !! If you're a reader/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad, then my book most likely got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page. !! Cover was made by me, I might update it (probably not because my art skills suck). Started/Published: 06/11/2020 Ended: 11/1/2021

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✦ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐒𝐔𝐄 by siviou

━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, I make fun of CH stereotypes.. and spice it up with a little bit of hell. ( countryhumans x gender neutral reader ) ═════════════════════════ ' 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝙐𝙀 ' an idealized character who is either talented at everything or loved by everyone, has lacking flaws, and may even have a tragic backstory. The people that despises the said mary sue will get a negative impact later on. ═════════════════════════ You hated her. She made up rumors about you that wasn't even true. And almost everybody hated you. but why do you care? Your gonna make a plan to stop this. ... 𝘰𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰. 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖. ═════════════════════════ [ ART BY ME . DON'T STEAL DIPSHITS ] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 = 𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 = 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 = 𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 Ⓒ𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 • 𝟏 - 𝟐𝟐 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 = 𝟒𝟕𝐊+ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 - • 𝟏𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟏𝟓𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟐𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟐𝟖𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟒𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ ━━ 𝘕𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘰. 𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘶

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