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𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐒

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╰⋯➤  ｙａｎｄｅｒｅ  ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙｈｕｍａｎｓ  ｘ  ｒｅａｄｅｒ．


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►  𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙖𝙨; the tendency to underestimate the likelihood or impact of a negative event.


 ❝  ─── 𝘼 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣; And makes some dire, stupid, decisions. And also can't be bothered to give a fuck.❞


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► 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 :  everything


𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 : 1/13/2023


𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 : N/A


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disclaimer: entirety of this book is satire/a joke


║▌║█│▌║▌ © おやすみ  2023-2024All Rights Reserved

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