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SHRUMP (shrek x trump) || CRACKFIC (SATIRE)

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SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby ||

In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes? 

[started: 2023]
[ended: ???]

YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡All Rights Reserved

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✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) by Anonymous_Artz

||Sequel To Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (SMBF)|| • DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move-whichever comes first. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞| 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐗 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐎𝐂| by HayleysStorys

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐀 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨. 𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞... ----------------------- 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 2 𝐨𝐟 3 (But this is the only one I'm writing currently) ----------------------- 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 14/6/21 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 6/62/22 ------------- 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: #50 in Dream 13/09/21 #09 in Nihachu 23/09/21 #2 in Twitch 23/09/21-24/09/21 #1 in Minecraft 25/09/21 #1 in Jack Manifold 28/09/21 #1 in TommyInnit 29/09/21 #2 In GeorgeNotFound 29/09/21 #30 in FanFiction 30/09/21 #9 in Dreamwastaken 30/08/21 #1 in Ranboo 2/10/21 #9 in Technoblade 25/10/21 mo

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Trump x Biden enemies to lovers slow burn. One shot. ❗️18+❗️ - Biden just won the election, Trump visits his old office one last time. New romance buds and anger sex ensues. Then some angst and the slightest bit of fluff. Also, I am not from the United-States so apologies if I made any mistakes regarding how the politics work! TW: Homophobia, detailed scene about unaliving/SH. I will put a warning before the unaliving/SH scene as it is extremely detailed and can be triggering, pls feel free to stop reading and DM me if you get triggered at any point of the story since I may have forgotten any warnings. Stay safe my loves and don't forget to take care of yourselves, if you need someone to talk to, feel free to DM me. ‼️All jokes, this is a crackfic, please don't sue me trunip 😰‼️ I started this in 2020 and kept having to take several month-long breaks between because of the horror and cringe I felt writing some of the scenes. I need everyone who reads this to suffer as much as I did writing this.

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✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2) by Anonymous_Artz

• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

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