SHRUMP (shrek x trump) || CRACKFIC (SATIRE)
- Letture 635
- Voti 29
- Parti 6
SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby ||
In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes?
[started: 2023]
[ended: ???]
YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡
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