(Not many people have read book 9 of KOTLC yet, so lets just pretend it dont exist :) ) Based off the song, "Alphabet Boy" by Melanie Martinez. "I don't know if I should slap you or kiss you, and I might do both" Keefe Sencen is an 18 year old elf that is an empath and has not gotten himself a girl. Or a boy (Not that he'd want one). All his other friends are begging him to get one, since they've all gotten their lives straightened out (sense the sarcasm?). ANYWAYS, he decides, why the fuck not, and gets his list. But what to his wondering eyes appear, but the name of his sworn enemy at the top of his list. (MAINLY Angst, fluff, maybe lime, no smut, and confusing twists guaranteed)
22 parts