Book of Funny Pick-up Lines
Neutral_Spirit
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  • Reads 54,450
  • Votes 1,576
  • Parts 51
  • Time 5m
Neutral_Spirit
Ongoing, First published Feb 18, 2015
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Here are a bunch of pick-up lines that i have PICKED up over the years. Get it? Picked up? Wow.. Im sorry, that was terrible.. Well, at least you know what your getting into now.
((I'd like to sincerely apologize in advance for what you're about to read))

Also, I'd just like to clarify that this "book" is just for fun, and that it's not to be taken seriously.

BY: Neutral_Spirit
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