have you ever heard of the painting by paul klee, actor's mask? well, i'm here to tell you i'm the opposite of that. i am a masks' actor. how does this work exactly? you see, an actor fakes being someone they're not and people fall for it. i on the other hand, show my real self and people think it's a mask. the world is quite unfair, if you ask me. ... hi. first story. lowercase intended. all credits of the cover image to the owner. @habitably had contribution in this book. t/he/y came up with the idea, so most credit goes to chris. visit his page! --- discontinued.