Doctor Who incorrect quotes, memes & oneshots
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ THIS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN I HAD WRITING IT
most of these quotes are from the internet or incorrect quotes generators and I converted them into Doctor Who characters but there might be some of my own :P
WARNING: There might be shipping between characters, mostly doctor/master, janto, tenjack and very rarely tenrose but there may be other shippings too. don't kill me plz I'm a hopeless shipper.
Swearing and possibly dirty jokes can also appear so don't read if you don't like that kind of stuff.
And as for those who still decided to stay and read my cringe compilation, thank you and hope I'll manage to make you laugh! :3
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