TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations.
NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score)
Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will be random Daggerfall because my Altmer Bard is a dandy mess and I love him.
(The 'Erik' that shows up in this so frequently is my Dragonborn, not Erik of Rorikstead, just for clarification.)

(Note: This will not follow all of the canon lore for any of the games or Norse mythology entirely, it is an AU a.k.a. 'Alternative Universe', it takes inspiration from canon, but doesn't keep it fully in tact. A LOT of lore and such has been changed for this, if you don't like that, feel free not to read this. The Norse mythology aspect is inspired, but mostly my own editing. Norse mythology is a lot different than what's in here so don't use it for reference, you'll fail that literary test!)

DISCLAIMERS:
• I don't own any Skyrim or TES characters other than my own OCs! Those belong to Bethesda Softworks or respective Mod creators.
• I did not invent Norse mythology, of course, but these specific adaptations of the characters are my own.
• This book does contain some mild swearing.
• Most of the quotes used are from TV/movies/games/books, only a few of them are my original quotes.
• This book contains a wild amount of TES OC's.

MOD CONCEPTS I'M USING SO FAR:
• Immersive College of Winterhold

(Cover art by me.)