Sidemen Texting (Gay 😀)
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There is a note in my notes app where I write down imaginary conversations (or incorrect quotes) that are lowkey gay between The Sidemen, because that's perfectly normal behavior, and I've decided to share them here. There isn't a set plot, all excerpts are kinda individual but sometimes there are storylines. But all in all they're just caricatures having fun, which I have fun writing, and hope you have fun reading!
This book is completed but not over, so part two is on my page. The title is "Sidemen Texting (Part 2)"
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