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The French Formula (LSD, #3)

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Reads 23
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Parts 20
Time 6h 34m

action adventure brest france humor humour spy spystory

The best spy story; the worst spy.

If you play with G.O.D., you'll always win.

Luxembourg wants to be Number One on the list of most influential countries. The war zone is Brest. The battlefield is the European Games. The LSD checks the rumours about a secret weapon, a new untraceable drug that turns losers into winners.
When Bugs, The Runner, saves the life of Doc, he gets an unexpected chance to enter the VIP-zone and look behind the cameras. But a spy-mission is not a game; it's serious business. Does winning The Great Game compensate for losing your life? What's the price of that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? And how can we play with G.O.D. and win?All Rights Reserved

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