Things didn't really start off all that weird, but boy - that sure didn't last.
My eyes fluttered open as normal. A slow, gradual build-up to waking up. I savored the sensation of being in bed, and kept my eyes closed, tossing and turning around. It was a nice, chilly day, but not too cold.
I reached over to the side of my bed where I normally kept my phone.
And, uh, it wasn't there.
So, I opened my eyes, and I was suddenly worried that I'd gone blind, until I realized it was just my hair.
Wait a minute.
There was no way I had bangs... and my hair was blue?!
So, turns out I wasn't in my room. That's one thing to worry about right away.
But what really yanked my chain was... well.
I don't know how to explain it, other than this. It was anime.
Not that I woke up in a room full of figurines and posters, and whatnot. I mean it was literally anime. I was...god dammit, I'm in an actual anime?!
I even did that cliche thing where you rub your eyes to try and restore some normalcy to reality.
Nope! Still anime.
My heart was thumping, but I barely even noticed it. I held my hands up and looked at them: they were nothing like any normal person's hands.
They were cel-shaded!
God dammit, don't look in the mirror, don't look in the mirror....
I looked in the mirror.
I was looking at a young anime girl with blueish-purple hair and purple eyes. A girl who was about fourteen or fifteen stared back at me.
Okay, okay, calm down. Calm down!
I slowly put my hands down and took a deep breath. The air smelled different. There was something about it that felt more like... home?
"Ugh," I groaned, "what's going on here?"
This isn't real. This isn't real. This isn't real.
Okay, that doesn't make it feel any better. But still.
Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century!
This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original.
Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist.
Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelol