The Tragedy of Sussus Amongus

Full original title: The Tragedy (but also kinda comedy) of Sussus Amongus (which is also somewhat of a horror story)

I am going to begin this description by saying this story is NOT MINE! It was written by my friend's brother for a school assignment. He has given his spoken consent for this to be published, but his identity won't be disclosed due to privacy reasons.

Personal statement from the author. "Look at the moon. No, don't look at the moon. You're all losers. Legalize nuclear bombs."

This assignment instructed students to rewrite a part of A Midsummer's Night Dream by William Shakespeare, using different characters and setting. He chose to rewrite the play within this play, Pyramus and Thisbe.

In this parody, the main characters have been replaced by Sussus and Amongus, respectively. It takes place within the SCP Foundation. Why, you may ask? Why not, I declare!