Giving life to a vampire

once upon a time there was a hoe named Sophia the first. She was on her period and almost had sex with a vampire. The vampires name was Edward Robert Jacob. Edward kissed Sophia but he smelled blood he asked Sophia if she is bleeding. She said im on my period.
Edward said i cant do this anymore i have to go. Sophia said im sorry i should have told you before you kissed me. Edward said its not that. Sophia said what is it do i look like your mom? Edward said no I just cant tell you.
Edward jumped out of the window and left in his Mercedes. Sophia said to her self i should have told him before he kissed me. It passed two days and Edward has not call Sophia. On the third day Edward called Sophia. Sophia said i was be beginning to think you was never going to call me again.
He said i haven't call because i was try to think how i was going to tell you then Edward stopped talking. Sophia said tell me what. Edward said im still not ready to tell you. Sophia said come over so we can have sex,