Oneshots/All in All

Ich habe zehntausend angefangene Oneshots und die werden hier in einer Zukunft (die bissl sehr in der Ferne liegt( '～｀)) reinkommen.

For the english dudes: In the future (far, far away:) I am trying to increase my english, with oneshots and co. But the problem....I only learned english at school, so as you can see, it's not the yellow from the egg (means it isn't the best).
But I will (not try. Always trust Yoda) practise and practise and maybe in one, two years the Americans and Britains will not have a heartattack, when they read this...hopefully