grug: battle for town of salem (rehydrated)

grug beast and his secret lover, christopher pratt find themselves in the events of the hit indie game deduciton game video game town of salem. will they ever escape from the mafia and the witches and the serial killer and the godzilla and the arsonist and the werewolf and the vampires and the plaguebearer or will they just kinda die?
featuring a guest appearance from sans hollow knight and taquiera goku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and papyral undertale

if it wasnt obvious this is a joke story and im writing it with friends and they make me add things