mutludogeler's DEATH AT DEPTH Of my balls

i am fucking high so anyways dont drink the tap water it glu glus some shit maybe shbloons anyways agaon so the shit of this promise of thee they uhhh there is a gun with with tetsticles that goes aroind like "eepie" "bang" "clonk xclank" and it murdera people so some dude goes to stop the big balled gun but for suprise it doesnt work gun has 4 balls after killing the man but man has a kid and the kid seeks revenge becasue killing people is bas and the gun killed his gather so so hhe must revenge so kid geows up and becones a man who looks like male 07 and finds a meele that can cut balls so he remembers his uhhhh childhod promise and says"ugghhh i must do it i must find the gun" but unlucky he has a ptsd about guns so he gets sacred anda sadde so he calla his frinde named jonathan mungus jonathan mungus anssers the call and mungie says "hello do yo needs helps joe" joe ays"no one calls me tharyt anymopre im noy joe you bich im namless now" mingus saya "shut the fuck up" and itz like wonderland for te gun because he has more evil plans since heroines argue abot each other and be mean any ways there are 805 alpahbet left for me and it nor good soni will make stuf be fest
jonathan and nameless find the peace with theiraelves and they go to the gubn s location so they fuck while waitong oncase if they loose their bals and it turns out their dad is alvie and the gun is holsing him as a slave for gunpiwder and ammonuiton so anayway they shoot some bricchen s with nameless whole the gun os beng evol they fouv the gun and say "stop beig evil you numfuck useless peeace of trasgh" and the gun crieas and shoots one of the m.....in the balls so the pain cones an dthe pain i mean metal of solid 3 pani he says this is your metal gear soler 3 snake eater nameless and namless pulls his cock out for a final battle in outer haven the gun forms onto a dilf because it has 5 balls now they do a fist battle and namelass punxhes the shit out of dilf and dilf dies to a heart atta