PSSST! I HATE GIRLS!
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gailrunschke
Ongoing, First published Feb 18, 2015
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A satirical poem for teenagers with apologies to Ogden Nash.
I have never forgotten the pleasure my grade five/six students
derived from studying his poem 'Girls Are Silly,' published in the 
prescribed textbook, Your Poetry Book. Hence, the inspiration&amp;amp;nbsp;
for this piece.
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