Ask (and dare ig) the knitting needles
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I felt bad for not being able to think of anything to post since someone will be asking (hopefully) it will be able to think of stuff instead of thinking from the top of my head
Remember that the two knitting needles originally belong to Nintendo, I'm just giving them an actual life
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