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Colin and Vienna

Reads 5,748
Votes 116
Parts 16
Time 3h 15m

Reads 5,748
Votes 116
Parts 16
Time 3h 15m

"why are we like this?" 

A story about a daughter and her single father trying to navigate life... and his relationship with Scarlett Johansson. 

More specifically, a semi RPF of Colin Jost and eventually Scarlett Johansson. Colin's daughter Vienna is played by Antonia Gentry and Vienna's boyfriend Felix is an Americanized version of Felix Mallard.


#1 Saturday Night Live - 2/3/23
#1 Cecily Strong - 12/10/23
#1 SNL - 1/7/24
#2 Elizabeth Olsen - 4/12/23
#2 Antonia Gentry - 5/6/23
#2 John Mulaney - 1/27/25
#4 Colin Jost - 7/4/23
#14 Single Mother - 6/29/23
#20 Pete Davidson- 1/2/24All Rights Reserved

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