Deltarune But You Got Rizz | Literally EVERYONE X Reader | Deltarune

[this fanfic is being written for entertainment purposes, and it was made as a JOKE. It contains horrible writing and a lot of unfunny jokes. [*Proceed] with caution.]

Are you TIRED of all the xreaders where you date only ONE CHARACTER??? Are you SICK of all the oneshots where there are only short stories that don't even happen in the same universe? BOY, DO I HAVE THE RIGHT FIC FOR YOU!!

Introducing DELTARUNE BUT YOU GOT RIZZ - A BRAND NEW fanfic where literally EVERYONE is crushing on you. Every MAJOR, MINOR, BACKGROUND character. They're all drooling over.. YOU!! YES, YOU SILLY GOOSE YOU!!!!! WITH THIS FIC YOU CAN EXPERIENCE HOW IT IS LIKE TO BE LOVED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE BABY.

So BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO READ IS WORSE THAN HELL AND IT'S THE ETERNAL PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS WRITTEN BY AN AUTISTIC SLEEP DEPRIVED MEDICATION-FILLED TIRED INSANE TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT NIGHTMARE THEY'RE BRINGING INTO THIS HELL OF A WORLD.