His Polygonal Affection | Dave x Xenophanes
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Last published Wed, Jan 11, 2023
My twitter followers made me do this
Dave x xeno crackfic for the funsies
For clarification, bambi is aware of his god status in this canon. its not 100% accurate to the official dnb lore
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