I will not endure another y/n story

y/n stories are getting worse by the day, so here's an unrealistic high school love story from the view point of a protagonist-who's exactly like the other girls- named Alice, who witnesses the atrocity that is Y/n's high school social life. Follow them through cafeteria song out breaks, death threats, 'mean girls ', and waaay too many characters with J names that are secretly half -insert powerful magical creature name- and half wattpad tropes.