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Witty banter, Antarctic doomsday weapons, and a ticking clock. Who could ask for anything more? Monty python meets James Bond with the fate of the world in the balance.All Rights Reserved

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Sunrise | Bucky Barnes x Reader by prettybuckincool

When SHIELD agent Y/N helped Captain America readjust to the modern world, she was full of optimism and hope. Then she saw the destruction and devastation caused by the Avengers over the years and decided to set up a new department at the organisation - Project Sunrise. After six months of putting her heart and soul into Sunrise, she gets transferred by Nick Fury to help a certain other super soldier readjust at the request of Steve Rogers. She knows it's not going to be easy, but some of the best sunrises happen after a stormy night. Takes place after CA:Civil War but doesn't follow MCU events. Rated mature due to some light smut but that doesn't happen until the chapter titled Funds Unavailable. Bucky x Fem!Reader Past/very brief Steve x Fem!Reader

"I've been looking for you." There was an unexpected rasp to his voice, a hint of desperation. He stretched out one hand, as if to brush it across my cheek, or perhaps wrap it around my throat. Oddly enough, I didn't know which option frightened me more. *+*+*+* Lily Burdett has an unfortunate gift for getting herself into tricky situations, but her luck is especially bleak the day she finds herself in the destructive path of the city's premier supervillain. When he grabs ahold of her, she reacts without thinking and stabs him twice in the shoulder, only surviving the encounter thanks to a nearby hero who intervenes on her behalf. Unfortunately, her villain vows to get even. Everywhere she turns, he's there, and with each bizarre encounter more doubts fill her head as to his true intentions. *enemies to lovers/slowburn

Terry Laine has the world's worst superpower - no one can remember who he is the second they lose eye contact with him. He's learned to live with it with a sense of humor and a constant feeling of loneliness. After he foolishly finds a way to use that poor excuse for a power to rob his bank, he winds up finally getting noticed...by the CIA. They train him and then, naturally, forget him - leaving Terry on his own to stop a megalomaniac and save the world (and maybe even get his beautiful coconspirator to remember him).

Daystorm: The hero awakens by Hex_jeffery

November 7th, 2015 was when it all went wrong. The Einstein paradox, a nuclear project made by 50 of the worlds best scientists, wasn't supposed to drive the world into destruction rather it should have driven it into a new age where everything was better atleast with all the population still intact An accident occurred destroying half the world giving people all sorts of crazy abilities some may use them for Good and some....not so much. The story follows Benjamin Walters an ordinary boy affected by the Einstein paradox but what Benjamin didn't know is that he's the only one who can drive it out of oblivion but then nothing can be that easy can it.

𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 - 𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 [1] by MarvelSoul27

𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴: 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘵, 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩-𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘍𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴. #1 Jamesbarnes (18/08/2024) #1 Buckyxreader (20/08/2024) #1 Buckybarnesxreader (07/12/24)

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Harmless (Bucky Barnes) by shurisneakers

(perry the platypus!bucky x dr. doofenshmirtz!reader) "𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳?" 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥. "𝘋𝘶𝘥𝘦!" 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳?" (no, i don't know what i'm doing either) ________ Bucky volunteers to go stop a small-time villain from causing mayhem, but nothing can prepare him for what exactly he has to deal with.

Emerson Rogers liked to think of himself as an ordinary teenager. After all, he had no reason to believe otherwise. He went to an upstanding private school with the rest of his friends, was a straight-A student, had no disciplinary issues, and was well-liked according to his classmates and teachers. If anyone were to take a glance at him, they would assume that he was just another carefree rich kid with no problems in his life to worry about. Unless you consider the fact that his evening plans included putting on a blue super suit and speeding through the streets as a crime-fighting superhero. Okay, so maybe his life wasn't as ordinary and carefree as he liked to portray it. With Emerson starting his senior year of high school, things have started to become a bit more tricky than he would've preferred. Defending Jefferson City and maintaining a normal school life as a cover can be hard, but throw in his best friend getting closer to the truth about his alter-ego's identity and a mysterious villain working from the shadows who always seems to be two steps ahead, living a double life is going to be his biggest challenge yet. Especially when new villains start crawling out of the woodwork, thirsty for a fight, and his old villains return stronger, angrier, and looking to settle a score. As Emerson starts to uncover the truth behind where all these villains are coming from, he finds that not everything is what it seems on the surface. And that he and this mysterious villain have a stronger connection than he originally thought.

Your Hands Have Made Some Good Mistakes by dewystars

"I kneel into a dream where I am good and loved. I am loved. My hands have made some good mistakes. They can always make better ones." - Natalie Wee Bucky has to spend six months locked up with a stranger. His teammates went on an international press tour and left him behind. They hired someone to supervise him, per the conditions of his pardon- a roommate, they said. A roommate? In which: Bucky's heart slowly thaws, he develops a soft spot for his idiot roommate, he discovers his vibranium arm is extra-sensitive, he rediscovers that whole 'sexual attraction' thing, he has Not Great mental health including nightmares and therapy, he has a complicated relationship with his ex, he really enjoys blowjobs, he deals with the backlash from his criminal trial, he addresses internalized guilt and shame, he gets laid for the first time in decades, he deals with jealousy, he digs up old feelings, he cuts his hair, he takes pain meds and traumatizes everyone in the room, aaaaaand more. Told (mostly) from Bucky's POV.

Sunrise | Bucky Barnes x Reader

When SHIELD agent Y/N helped Captain America readjust to the modern world, she was full of optimism and hope. Then she saw the destruction and devastation caused by the Avengers over the years and decided to set up a new department at the organisation - Project Sunrise. After six months of putting her heart and soul into Sunrise, she gets transferred by Nick Fury to help a certain other super soldier readjust at the request of Steve Rogers. She knows it's not going to be easy, but some of the best sunrises happen after a stormy night. Takes place after CA:Civil War but doesn't follow MCU events. Rated mature due to some light smut but that doesn't happen until the chapter titled Funds Unavailable. Bucky x Fem!Reader Past/very brief Steve x Fem!Reader

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