13 parts Complete In a world ravaged by nuclear war, our heroes grow up in a Tesco Extra known only as the Ark. Scavengers, these hideously brave young men and women search for food, supplies and artefacts. Their people rely on them as much as they fear them. The barren wastelands of Stoke are swarming with marauding slavers, flesh-eating cannibals and sick abominations too abhorrent to describe. Yes, it's fair to say Stoke was pretty much unchanged by the nuclear holocaust that decimated Britain.
Starring a fantastical cast of characters of stunning originality and imagination: Gramslinger - badass mind reader; Flora - beautiful and deadly; Steve Rogers - no, not that one, he just has the same name as him; and Craig - he's a cat but he's all man; as well two not as good characters that aren't important right now.
A tale as old as time that is set in the future but also is kind of just the present day. It's such a thrill-ride that none of it makes sense, but by gum you'll certainly agree that it is written semi-competently and doesn't infringe too blatantly on any copyrighted works, so it's actually quite good by Wattpad standards. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll maybe get slightly aroused at one point, and then once you've finished doing all that you'll sit down and read this story I wrote. Enjoy.