Crazy shit I did
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Last published Sun, Jan 15, 2023
So this is just for you guys to see how unhinged I am.
If you read Countryhumans Scenarios by Tearsrct and look at the comments then there is a good chance you will see my comments talking about the dumb shit I did.
The people who read my comments told me that they want to see more stories and asked my to make a book about it so.... HERE IT IS!
It will be mature, not because of you know.... s£x but because their will be swearing.
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