The title makes it sound like a book, but it's really just me writing things that could be perceived as relatively tame, then revealing what I really meant by it. In a metaphorical sense, I'm going to be the ELA teacher to my own Shakespearean works. Requests are accepted and encouraged. Feel free to laugh at me for any of this, because in a decade, I'm probably going to do the same. Some stuff I talk about might be a bit of an emotional overload for younglings, so please, heed this warning.