Silly Stories with Dairy.
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Grab a cup of calcium and join me as I recall memories and stories throughout my life. Most of them will be stupid moments which resulted in funny stuff happening.
Anywhosers,
=D Thank you for taking a read! This is mostly an idea I had so that I could practice my writing.
P.S if your lactose intolerant like me you can drink anything you like.
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