Minecraft: The Story of Steven Cubex

You all probably know the great phenomena that is Minecraft. Created by Notch of Mojang. This story is a fan-fiction of what the origins of Steve, the main protagonist in the hit game.
How did Steve get to the mysterious world of Minecraft? What's the purpose of him being there? I don't know, but this little fan-fic is just my idea of what it may be. Note: I of course don't own anything about Minecraft this is just for entertainment purposes only. Also note: It's gonna get pretty hairy in this crazy world of Minecraft. I hope you all enjoy. Notch....please don't sue me....