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Clean Comebacks

Themysterykitty

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Reads 22,076
Votes 1,129
Parts 23
Time 12m

Themysterykitty

clean comebacks funny lol swearing

This is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will contain 101 parts including the intro give or take  depending on whether or not I want to add extra chapters to mark every 100. Please enjoy and use in moderation.All Rights Reserved

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