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tw bro, heavy feelings and shit. contains the shit like alcohol abuse, drugs, sa, sh, the quirky shit lol. Please dont fucking read this

The fucking book cover is hilarous, holy shit. I want this book to be crack nowAll Rights Reserved

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In which I fall in love with my brother's best friend. ***** "Don't pretend like you don't feel anything." His voice is low, sending shivers down my spine. "What do you mean?" "You know damn well what I mean." "I don't know what you're talking about." I pretend to ignore him, flipping some pages in my book. "Come on. I have all these assignments waiting. Aren't you supposed to teach me tonight?" "It depends on what you want me to teach." He smirks, his voice sounding even more dangerous. ***** I thought that my brother was the most popular guy in school, but as soon as I step into my university life, I realize how wrong I was. Meet Vaughn Cooper, his best friend. The guy is the epitome of every girl's dream. Godlike handsome. The quarterback. He's got the looks, and he's got the brain. Come on, he's got the scholarship to one of the most prestigious universities in the country, while I have just barely passed the entrance examination after long years of struggle during high school. How could a guy who worked that hard and deserves nothing more but adoration be labeled as a bad boy? Yeah, the answer is simple. The moment we lock eyes, I realize something as I stare into those piercing, amber eyes. He's not every girl's dream. He's every girl's nightmare. In my case, MY nightmare. Calm down, heart. Our story hasn't even started. ***** THE SPENCERS SERIES BOOK #1 © 2020 Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content, explicit language, and triggering themes)

-🍓- whaddup fuckers I wrote this a long ass time ago but im keeping it up because it has views anyways this book is shitty dont recommend click out now bye ✨Best Ranks✨ - #14 Tomtord #16 Eddsworld

TW - mentions of 5ex, inappropriate language, 5elf harm, 5uicide. please be respectful and mindful when reading. Cant say this is a good book :(

cookie run shitpost oneshots/headcanons by kiwinatorwaffles

no more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST book not a romance one xjsnaknakajaka) (cover found from google)

" this all is your fucking fault" all of a sudden I was slammed against my locker,towering over me was my arch enemy 'Sam the Dam'. My head was pounding against the hard surface,I hissed in pain glaring straight to him. He was fuming with anger like a predator ready to attack his prey. He stretched his right hand to grab my neck and placed the left one on my shoulder to keep me still. He lowered his chin to my ear and snarled "you are fucking dead 'Meth' ,if I have a slightest clue of your involvement in this shit, I will hunt you down till your last breath". I was choking on air and my vision was a blur ,for a while I thought I was going to die .Mustering all the courage that I could have found, I yanked him away from me. Mean while I was gasping for the air, that dickhead had his usual cocky smirk. I aimed at him and broke his nose ,blood oozing in droplets" want to mess with me Sammy! , first of all clear your own shit, you son of a bitch! "with that I punched hard-on his lower abdomen while he was still holding his bleeding nose, I left the locker room with a sense of victory. Two competent boxers who can't stand each other for a moment without insulting.... Ultimately fall in love. Man*man gay romance leave if you are homophobic.

i wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)

NOT GOOD WITH THESE JUST READ TO FIND OUT - this was my first book i was like 13-14 so stfu i know it's corny 🤬🤬

To be honest, I don't know what I should do in here because This Book is my first I wrote and I didn't knew how to write books . What I actually want to say is that this buck is a mess. I'm not going to do anything anymore on this book because its just bad! 04.27.2022 Decided to put it in again. Like work is work, even thought its so cringe and I didn't reeded this book since I've finished it 12.07.2024 started : sixth September in 2021 Finish: Tenth March in 2022 Highest tag numbering 🏆-61#justreadit

○COUNTRYHUMANS/BREAKUP SCENARIOS 1.2○ (COMPLETE) by Aiza_Zest026

Well hello there, since that one of you suggested to make another book...well here ya go. I will be writing the chapters that are from my old book but I will rewrite and change a few scenes there. the old book of mine was created with such inspiration and motivation to write the book, and my writing style might come far different from it now that I noticed it changes, I hope you guys still like it. and yes I made the cover!

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In which I fall in love with my brother's best friend. *** "Don't pretend like you don't feel anything." His voice is low, sending shivers down my spine. "What do you mean?" "You know damn well what I mean." "I don't know what you're talking about." I pretend to ignore him, flipping some pages in my book. "Come on. I have all these assignments waiting. Aren't you supposed to teach me tonight?" "It depends on what you want me to teach." He smirks, his voice sounding even more dangerous. * I thought that my brother was the most popular guy in school, but as soon as I step into my university life, I realize how wrong I was. Meet Vaughn Cooper, his best friend. The guy is the epitome of every girl's dream. Godlike handsome. The quarterback. He's got the looks, and he's got the brain. Come on, he's got the scholarship to one of the most prestigious universities in the country, while I have just barely passed the entrance examination after long years of struggle during high school. How could a guy who worked that hard and deserves nothing more but adoration be labeled as a bad boy? Yeah, the answer is simple. The moment we lock eyes, I realize something as I stare into those piercing, amber eyes. He's not every girl's dream. He's every girl's nightmare. In my case, MY nightmare. Calm down, heart. Our story hasn't even started. *** THE SPENCERS SERIES BOOK #1 © 2020 Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content, explicit language, and triggering themes)

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