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Funny Harry Potter things

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Funny Harry Potter memes, texts, and head-cannons to make you laugh
none of these are mine, i found them, i give full credit to whoever wrote them &lt;33
Warning: there is a bit of language, so if you aren't alright with that then you probably shouldn't read thisAll Rights Reserved

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Boys Boys and more Boys Harry Potter various x reader *Discontinued* by bbybunnyxxx

Boys, Boys and more boys (Harry Potter fanfic) going to Hogwarts is going to be a journey full of adventure mysteries and maybe even romance ? *read description below NOW* Your name - Y/n Last name - Y/L/N Favourite colour - F/c Favourite animal - F/a Favourite food - F/f Favourite drink - F/d Hair colour - H/c Hair length - H/l Skin colour - S/l Eye colour - E/c Fathers name - F/n Owls name - O/n Sisters name - S/n Nick Name - N/n A/d - Your Address *Warning ⚠️ - In Year Three there is some physical abuse and some curse words you have been warned* #36 Harrypotterxreader :)))

Delicate: Hogwarts Reader Oneshots by yourguyinthechair

ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ, Stories with you and your favourite Harry Potter characters cause we all know we have one or more Harry Potter characters we're hopelessly in love with. I wrote the first few ones when I was bored AKA when I was in online classes. Enjoy! Started: February 28, 2021 Requests are currently closed:) Cover by the amazing @Lucifers_Voice_Box ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ, ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ

my first choice ~ ron weasley x reader by ronaldswife

𝐇𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝝾𝘂𝘁 𝝾𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝝾𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝝾𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗹 𝘄𝝾𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝝾𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝐇𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝝾𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. ･ﾟ:* 　*:･ 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 5𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇.

Everyone deserves a second chance by lilyflower130

Sirius did something that he would never ever ever do, but he did it anyway. He broke Remus and his own heart, and as his world is slowly crumbling around him, he has to pick it all back up again single handed. After pulling "the prank" against Snape in his fifth year, he doesn't realize how much his actions would hurt Remus and he can't stop them until it's much too late to do anything about it. Started: Dec 27 2024 Ending: hopefully Dec 2025 Approx: 25 chapters Updates are twice a month!!( I'll try to write more often, just school work is TERRIBLE) This IS technically the canon story line and it is placed from 1974-1975 when Harry's father was still at school but it is from Sirius Black's perspective. This is my story, but the characters and the main plot line belong to J.K.Rowling. Just to make things clear, as much as I love Harry Potter, I absolutely do not support J.K.Rowling and her disgusting views so this fic does not reflect on her views at all. Love Josie xxx

NOIR - [Fred Weasley] by the_slytherin_witch

"Nothing was ever given to me. I've had to fight my way to survive. I was thrown to the wolves, yet I came back leading the pack. I'm as smart as the devil and twice as pretty. You think you can break me? You can take everything away from me and I'll still fight to survive. Because there's a fire within me that will never rest. It shall never dim no matter what you do. Because I learned how to light my own fire, how to be my own queen." [Extended Summary Inside] [Story is rated mature for violence, sexual references and foul language] (it ain't that crazy though)

What if... (Harry Potter One Shots) by Whovian378

One small thing leads to another. One ripple in a pond leads to a larger ripple at the water's edge. One choice leads to a road taken. One boy chosen leads to another lost. One job application rejected leads to a nose-less, hateful existence. Essentially, a whole bunch of Harry Potter one shots. What if Voldemort had chosen Neville? What if Hermione had chosen Draco? What if... Also, there may be a bit of swearing but I'll try and keep it to a minimum for the innocent readers out there.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 (Harry Potter x Reader) by ScribblingQuills

☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (Harry Potter x Fem! Reader) ❝ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡- 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡- 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬. ❞ ϟ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬... - Swearing - No smut - Mostly fluff - Books-based storyline - A sprinkle of Draco Malfoy ϟ *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER* STARTED: 18.09.20 FINISHED: 25.10.21

Marauders Incorrect Quotes by Sunnieros3

This is really just a book full of Marauder's incorrect quotes I found on Pintetest lol This would be best among Harry Potter fans ofc, but if you wanna read and you dont know HP that's okay, you'll just be confused a lot about who certain ppl are :) Also, this is book one because all the ones I wanted to put wouldn't fit here 🫠 Enjoy!

Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

Written In the Stars ⭒ Sirius Black by flowermeadowes

~I solemnly swear I am up to no good~ An aspiring Quidditch player, friend, prank enthusiast and 1/5 of the Marauders. Opal Wings has almost everything she wants in life, but one masquerade ball can change things, her best friend could become something else, and her life can change in a heartbeat. Finding light in the middle of a war seems impossible, but with her friends by her side nothing is impossible. 1975-1981 ~mischief managed~ 🌚🐁🐾🦌🔥 {DISCLAIMER! I do not support JKR's transphobic views} first completed~20/03/21 Updates every Sunday

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