Markiplier VS Wilbur

Wilbur: So, why did you kill him?
Markiplier: I didn't kill him!
[Wilbur stands up and slams his hands on the table.]
Wilbur: Your finger prints were on the murder weapon!
Markiplier: What was the murder weapon?
Wilbur: YOUR spatula.
[Intense music in the background]
Markiplier: But my spatula went missing.
[Wilbur sits back down and leans back.]
Wilbur: Where were you at 2am last night?
Markiplier: Sleeping
[Wilbur sighs.]
Wilbur: You're never asleep at 2 in the morning.
Markiplier: It was a rough night with Bob and Wayne.
Wilbur: Technoblade, what's your opinion?
Technoblade: I think it's you, I found one of your blue flowers at the crime scene.
To Be Continued
(This book is meant to be for if someone wants to turn it into a play. If you're a cosplayer and a fan of the people in this story, go ahead and act it out if you want!)
(Strong language, different languages, talks about abuse, blood, and underage crime)