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Getting Drunk With The Lads (Please Come With Me I Have No Friends)

Dr_George_Ordell

Reads 127
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Reads 127
Votes 5
Parts 1
Time 10m

Dr_George_Ordell

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Its 20XX, Christmas Eve, and Foz Helquist is still lonely after all these years. (Rather, he's too much of a coward to pick up the phone and call Lars. Just looking at Xander and Keria only brings up horrible past feelings) Like any traditional Englishman, he gets pissed at the local pub on Christmas Eve.

TW: Alcoholism

Original fanfiction by @ThunderstormmmAll Rights Reserved

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Christmas Eve
Sun, Jul 16, 2023

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Christmas Eve
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