Getting Drunk With The Lads (Please Come With Me I Have No Friends)
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Complete Sun, Jul 16, 202310m
Its 20XX, Christmas Eve, and Foz Helquist is still lonely after all these years. (Rather, he's too much of a coward to pick up the phone and call Lars. Just looking at Xander and Keria only brings up horrible past feelings) Like any traditional Englishman, he gets pissed at the local pub on Christmas Eve.
TW: Alcoholism
Original fanfiction by @Thunderstormmm
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