the monkeys paw X Goofus Goffus

so this is abt goofus goffus the most tragic boy in town (this is for school but basically goofus is a name for this homophobic kid in our class and we got to write an essay abt the monkeys paw but in our own way so enjoy lmfao if ur intrested in the whole lore of goofus that stories coming soon)
trombone is the trombone
goofus is the gacha
emeinem is emeinem
wallace is wallace from tusk
morgan and mike are violent j and shaggy2dope
and the monkeys paw is monkeys paw