This is a type of self care coach. Except that I will not bullshit you with bReAtHiNg StRaTeGiEs and stuff. This is written for teenagers, by a teenager. Enjoy! (you wont. its full of idiots) DISCLAIMER: This is 103% a true story, with true people I met in my life. And they are idiots in real life as well. So, here's the deal - many authors publish their diaries from high school or middle school after they're famous. But I ain't doing that as my diaries are EMBARRASSING AF. So, I've just kinda drawn my life into one story. This story features: -idiocy -idiots -the weirdest class EVER -comebacks, roasts & insults So this is futureUSpresident (she will be president one day)'s life story, enjoy! NB: The character's names have been changed, so people can't sue me.