How to deal with problematic popular guys and other idiots -- TRUE STORIES
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Last published Fri, Jan 27, 2023
This is a type of self care coach. Except that I will not bullshit you with bReAtHiNg StRaTeGiEs and stuff. This is written for teenagers, by a teenager. Enjoy! (you wont. its full of idiots)
DISCLAIMER: This is 103% a true story, with true people I met in my life. And they are idiots in real life as well. So, here's the deal - many authors publish their diaries from high school or middle school after they're famous. But I ain't doing that as my diaries are EMBARRASSING AF. So, I've just kinda drawn my life into one story. This story features:
-idiocy
-idiots
-the weirdest class EVER
-comebacks, roasts & insults
So this is futureUSpresident (she will be president one day)'s life story, enjoy!
NB: The character's names have been changed, so people can't sue me.
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