Timmeethee and him problems with austrlains
- Reads 11
- Votes 0
- Parts 1
MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Jan 21, 2023
Timmeethe has a huge mung us porblam with ostrichlians. He kept datin austrlaisn and bracking up wif tem. (wtf that is so messed up, make up your mind, timmethe -billy) timmeethe EVANually found a boy, named alderan. he thot he was the one but he was not. he gav up and decided tarur gaur for souther amaricums. He found bally(me :tongue) but brock up wif hem and got back borck got back got back and funnally brock up for ever. He died on the toilet like elvis bc he was taking a shit but it was hard and sharp so it hurt and he died bc it hurt somuch and than Belly ran into barfoom bc he needed to shiss but he see timmeethy and cried outloud, 'TIMMEE!!!! NAUR!!!' and ran away and called hospatal and found out timmethy survive. they dye sangle btw
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Manic Crush (Book #1 Crush Series)
Every girl has 'that' crush. You know what I'm talking about. The one boy who's the first thought on your mind when you wake up, and the last thought before you go to sleep. The one you carefully select your clothes for, don your best makeup, and style your hair perfectly for. I had 'that' crush. Brock was hot; he was sexy and alpha, with dark smoldering eyes and tattoos that littered his rock-hard body. My poor seventeen-year-old heart had no clue how to handle it, because my badass crush wasn't a boy. He was a man; a nightclub owning married man, who also happened to be my best friend's stepdad. I wasn't the only one who was crushing on Emma's stepdad. He knew it too, but the best part about Brock was that he looked like a badass, he acted like a badass, but he treated every single teenage girl in his home with the utmost respect. He had plenty of admirers, but Emma hated anyone who flaunted their shit in front of him. He'd taken her dad's place. He'd moved in not two months after she'd lost him and had tried to 'parent' her. We hated him together; but secretly I adored him. I spent almost three years in a hoodie, scowling at the hottest man in L.A. The day he left Emma's mom was the happiest and saddest day of my life. If you're going to lose your crush, though, ripping it off like a band-aid is the best way to do it. One day he was there and the next he was gone. And now, seven years later, I'm about to walk into his nightclub and audition for him. He's not the man I remember. He's sexier, more intense, and has connections that are not exactly as wholesome as I assumed. But that only makes me want him more....Complete
I Fell in Love with a Bad Boy
CRINGE WARNING! First book I ever wrote on here!! -- "Sometimes the person who you are willing to take a bullet for is the person behind the gun." I stood peering over the cold lifeless body that lay before my eyes. I had always thought of death the enemy, but right now, I blessed it upon the person who is now at peace. Sometimes you don't need to be the smartest, or the fastest, but you do need to be wisest. They say the blood runs deeper than water, and I believe it, because even though the people that we love can turn on us and begin to hate us, they are only human, meaning that soon they will begin to see how short life really is and how it is not to be wasted. People who seem perfect and they look like they have no floors'; they are the people who are suffering, like I was. But I found my savior in the most uncommon place. He was able to look through my mask, he saw the cracks, and tried to fix the broken girl that hid away deep inside the girl who only wanted to be seen as 'fine'. I slowly began to find comfort and safety in him, and I did the same to him. We were two broken people becoming whole. Someone once said when you pass, if you can count your true friends on one hand you are beyond lucky, and I even though I did not like the person that lay before me, I know that he once had true friends, including me. I'm a 17 year old girl who has suffered more than any other, beginning to believe that 'Hope' was just another word the people throw around. Until I fell in love with a badboy. Trailer to the side -------------------> Made By @Laura__1 Cover made by @Beautiful_Tragedy8 Copyright 2014Complete
My Shades of Gray
Isabella Harper, a nineteen-year-old, lost her color vision after her sister's suicide. She shut down herself from everyone and remained in her world until her parents force her to go to college. She couldn't get into a hotshot university since she was home-schooled. Isabella settled with a community college in Dunwoody, Georgia. Trying to live a normal life with her vision, Isabella is dragged into a whole new world. Everything happens for a reason. She met new people, experiences new emotions, and discovers secrets and the reason behind her sister's death. Now she wants revenge. Battling demons from her past, going to underground fights and nightclubs, hacking into a porn site, and on top of everything, there's Hunter Armstrong. Warning ⚠️ This book contains dark themes, mature and triggering content, i.e. description/talk of suicide, rape, porn, and mature language. ~^~^~^~ His lips cupped mine, and a swell of warmth unfurled in my heart. It was gentle and soft, something I never expected from a guy like him. He moved his right hand from my cheek to my waist, tugging me against him, and molded our bodies together. A wave of electricity went down to my core when he licked my lips. "Open your mouth, Bella." His commanding husky voice against my lips jolted my heart, and I followed his order like a slave. With no control, a moan erupted from my throat as his tongue met mine. It was barely audible, but I knew he heard it when he smiled against my lips. He swept my hair from my face to my back and gathered them in his fist. He tugged my head back, deepening the kiss, and my heart thrashed in my chest. At that moment, I didn't need drugs to know what being high felt like because his lips were enough to send me on nine clouds. Just once and I was addicted to it. If this is how being kissed feels like, then fuck, I've wasted a lot of time. ~^~^~^~ FEATURED ON: @Romance (Romantic Suspense) HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Goodgirl, Darkpast #2 Badboy #5 NewadultComplete
MARACLEA••• (Nigel Colbie x reader)
raised in a church her entire life, y/n yearned for adventure outside of stupid acts for a simple rush of adrenaline. she wanted to run from cops, steal, drink, party, and have sex. she wanted a life worth living, and that was granted once Nigel came and ruined her and her brother's lives. it was worth it. she wanted to be his, and he wanted her to be his Maraclea. (IK HE IS A PSYCHO MURDERER, BUT OML I LOVE TOM STURRIDGE AND NIGEL IS SO FINE I COULD RANT FOR DAYS!) -ALSO THERE IS LITERALLY 1 SINGULAR STORY ON THIS SEXY MURDER FREAK SMUT WARNING 18+ (IK Y'ALL 14 YR OLDS OUT THERE IDC IF U READ😭) ANGST VIOLENCE GORE ETCComplete
↳༄ 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑; t.chalamet
𝖔𝖔𝖔. 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 {COMPLETED!} .*✰【a timothée chalamet fanfiction】 ↳ ❝ ℑ 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔫 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 ❞ ↳ ☾✧-ℴ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥. 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨. - ↬✿⚘ ↳ →❝ we can't have hope this will work out! it's dangerous. ❞ → ❝ i'd rather have hope it'll work out than leave it to turn to dust. ❞ ↳ 📝: STARTED ~ 05/01/20 PUBLISHED ~ 05/04/20 COMPLETED ~ 09/22/20 <3Complete
Slipping Through the Fingers
«"Come here." Regulus told Edlyn, breaking a kiss with Barty. The straw-coloured hair boy's expression was unreadable, but Regulus was smiling as Edlyn took off her shoes and stepped in the sofa, next to Barty, and started to kiss Regulus's neck. She then moved to his lips, her hands stroking his bare torso, his lean arms, his sharp jaw-line. Edlyn sat up straight and looked at Barty. His lips were slightly parted, his eyes looking at the girl's features. She slowly raised her hands up to his collar and started to untie his green and silver tie.» This fan-fiction is set in the Harry Potter Universe, when Regulus Black and Bartemius Crouch Jr attended Hogwarts, during the seventh year of the protagonists. This story mainly revolves around smut. This is not a comforting story. TW: threesome, choking, double penetration, suicide, hair pulling. masturbation, cunnilingus, blow job. If you want references for the physical appearances of the protagonists: - Regulus Black: Thimothée Chalamet in Little Women - Bartemius Crouch Jr: David Tennant in Dramarama - Edlyn Carrow: Lily James in Rebecca The romantic tropes in this story: Regulus and Barty: friends to lovers Regulus and Edlyn: "I find comfort in you" Edlyn and Barty: love-hate This is story is also available on AO3.Complete
It Wasn't Love ✔️
"Fuck." He whispers into my neck, sending a thrill of excitement through my body. His lips still smothered kisses over my neck and his hands roamed my body, starting at my chest, going down to my stomach. Caressing my soft skin, his thumb trailed circles on my groin before slightly slipping into the waistband of my jeans. My breath catches in my throat as I pull at the hoodie that covered his chiselled body. Understanding, Jacob pulls it off in one swift movement before attaching his lips back on my neck. Sucking and biting it before flicking his tongue over the sore spot. A quiet moan leaves my mouth and I clasp my hand over it, denying any noise to escape. "You drive me fucking crazy, Aria." ---------------------------- Aria Bailey finds it hard to fit in. Her parents are always busy and never have time for her. She lives alone at her family home and has top grades in all of her classes. But being a 17 year old friendless nerd comes with its disadvantages. The bullying gets worse every single day, driving her to self harm and suicidal thoughts. Aria learns more about popular boy, Jacob Rickson and starts developing feelings for the well known 18 year old. Jacob helps her come out of her shell and learn to be more comfortable and confident. Aria has to make a tough decision by choosing if she would rather be with Jacob and be bullied by her mind for eternity, or to leave and be left alone, exactly how she wants to be. -Strangers to lovers -Right person, wrong timeComplete
The Night Between Us ♥️♥️
His eye's where full of lust it can be easily seen through his eyes. While I was struggling for writing alphabets on slade. "Don't look at me that way." I said in strong voice And "how I am looking at you?". He said in sweet voice."you are looking at me like pervert." "It hurts; it hurts to much when your wife calls you pervert". He said in dramatic manner. My heart was allredy melted at that moment. My lips started to stretch for a big smile but thank god i managed them and stayed in character. He came towards to me "baby, please 🥺 i will not be rough tonight. "Promise." "Your fingers are already crossed 🤞".pls baby this is last time. "We allredy had 3 rounds in morning section" And I am still having pain. "Pls! He said with those innocent eyes which where looking at me. you know very well how to please me. He already knows I can't never deny the charm of those eyes in the end I always fell for his trap.uhhhh!" OKAY" but just one round more.in a fraction on second His innocent eyes get transformed into devil's eyes 😈. "No,No you are not doing this". I said sarcastically while I was too enjoying it. He came towards to me and carried me in his arms. And threw me on bed. "Now I think you deserve a punishment my little slut ." He said in deep dark voice. Do you agree with your punishment "yes sir" Do you know, why are you getting punished." "For denying you" exactly. Take off your clothes he demanded. I did what he said. Now I was standing naked in front of him. AND NEXT IS HISTORY......😏💋😈 most impressive rankings.......😎🤟💅 #14 in old time🤫 #301 in emotions🥺(6/4/25) #10 in love........♥️(6/4/25) #23 in love making......,😏(6/4/25) #223 in ancient.....🦖(10/4/25) #462 in mature language.... 🌚 This isy first creation I hope you guys like it. Make sure to read it and vote it. I have taken lot's of pain for writing it hope you will have value of my pains. And give a repay my hardwork. LOVE YOU SWEETHEARTS.....♥️![𝓟𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭? [ᴀ ꜱᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟʙʏ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/343165054-256-k711792.jpg)
𝓟𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭? [ᴀ ꜱᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟʙʏ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ]
"SAM LISTEN TO ME." I yelled He tried to say something but his voice was cracked with sobs. "SAM DID YOU HURT SOMBODY?" I yelled at him. He looked directly into my face as my hands gripped on his shoulders. His eyes wide open with fear. "DID YOU HURT ANYONE." ... "I did it for us." ______ Please note that this is my first story. If I have any wrong grammar or misspelled words, there's no need to point them out. This story moves very quickly in a short amount of time. There is a second book after this one that is out and able to read now!Complete
Cloudy With The Chance Of Meatballs {Flint x OC}
**COMPLETED** (Why are you reading this? I wrote this when I was fourteen so awful grammar. But go ahead and read it if you want to, there is a rewrite on my profile if you want a better version) What if Sam brought a friend to Swallow Falls, what if the said friend fell for Flint instead of her, Twilight Ash Sparkle went to Swallow Falls with her only best friend in the world, Sam and Manny, who was Sam's coworker, Sam and Twilight soon meet Flint and the things with the FLDSMDFR starting, what if Flint and Twilight start falling for each other, what happens with the machine, find out in this book. (Also there are things with abuse in this, so there is a warning) I only own Twilight and the changes to the story, everything else like the original storylines, characters. and locations don't belong to meComplete
Every girl has 'that' crush. You know what I'm talking about. The one boy who's the first thought on your mind when you wake up, and the last thought before you go to sleep. The one you carefully select your clothes for, don your best makeup, and style your hair perfectly for. I had 'that' crush. Brock was hot; he was sexy and alpha, with dark smoldering eyes and tattoos that littered his rock-hard body. My poor seventeen-year-old heart had no clue how to handle it, because my badass crush wasn't a boy. He was a man; a nightclub owning married man, who also happened to be my best friend's stepdad. I wasn't the only one who was crushing on Emma's stepdad. He knew it too, but the best part about Brock was that he looked like a badass, he acted like a badass, but he treated every single teenage girl in his home with the utmost respect. He had plenty of admirers, but Emma hated anyone who flaunted their shit in front of him. He'd taken her dad's place. He'd moved in not two months after she'd lost him and had tried to 'parent' her. We hated him together; but secretly I adored him. I spent almost three years in a hoodie, scowling at the hottest man in L.A. The day he left Emma's mom was the happiest and saddest day of my life. If you're going to lose your crush, though, ripping it off like a band-aid is the best way to do it. One day he was there and the next he was gone. And now, seven years later, I'm about to walk into his nightclub and audition for him. He's not the man I remember. He's sexier, more intense, and has connections that are not exactly as wholesome as I assumed. But that only makes me want him more....
More detailsContent Guidelines