The gay dumbass

Wade's Upcoming
Wade was once a little bean, an eensy weeny itsy bitsy tiny little bean. He lived alone as a fetus in his mothers womb until he was poo pooed out!! Oh and his mother smoked a lot so he came out a bit deformed. Anyways he got older and began to hate his mother.

Wade's Journey
At 35 years old, Wade sets off across the Atlantic Ocean over to Europe to get away from his dreaded mother. On his journey he found out he is gay but thats not important. Upon his arrival he realizes he has no fucking idea what he is doing and goes to the nearest shop to buy things- except he only has USD so actually just walks out with nothing.

How They Met
After walking out of the shop with nothing in his hands, Wade decides he is going to beg strangers for money. He walks up to the nearest dude (bc hes gay) and gets on his hands and knees and starts begging for money. The response he got was, "No motherfucking bitch ass man boy fuck off." He walks away to another man (bc hes gay) and does the same to this man. This man responds with, "Only if you marry me." Wade took up the offer on marrying a man named Richard.

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The gay dumbass aka I wrote a fanfic about my friends dads and I regret my life choices that led me to this point <3

Also lowkey venting in through the fic <33