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The Chronicles of Machete

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Parts 7
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Reads 63
Votes 1
Parts 7
Time 25m

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Machete, a quarter weasel, sixteenth human, three sixteenth tiger, three eighths ladybug, one eighth tiger creature of some sort is born into the world. She was blessed, destined to be the greatest emo furry transgender lesbians of all time! She was a gift from our lords and saviors, God Grass and Jesus Cholesterol. She changes, "develops", and makes an impact on the world in her short (very short) life, and she wants you to give me views. Join her on her journey, along with countless other creatures that totally aren't based of real people!
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