Fat Funny Famous
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Once upon a time, Mila Martinique was the most famous rising star in Hollywood. Playing the role of a beloved real-life princess in a blockbuster smash about the royal family drama, Mila was known for her killer figure, her comedic timing - and her relationship with Erik Brear, her dashing and princely co-star.
Ten years later, Mila is known mostly for being a mum, being overweight, and running the best community theatre in Queensland, Australia. She has tried to put her former life (and her former lover) behind her; but when her theatre is threatened, an offer from a movie studio tempts her back into the limelight - and back into contact with Erik.
But Mila isn't 19 - or a size 6 - anymore. As she navigates the fickle world of the film industry, she'll need all her wit and all her grit to survive working with Erik, hold onto her heart, and keep her sense of humour.
A romantic comedy for everyone who doesn't fit the Hollywood mould.
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