The Adventures of Professor Schlotheim

"I am a brain, the rest of me is a mere appendix," Sherlock Holmes once said to his companion Doctor Watson. The same may be implied to Professor Schlotheim, the author of "Sex with Aliens, Ghosts and Artificial Intelligence" and its sequel "Sex with Imaginary Friends, Excessive Masturbation and Stock Market Crashes".

His genius brain is able to change everything on this planet, for better or worse, from the female orgasm and exchange price of soybeans to the feeding habits of Australian bandicoots and number of drunken fights in the nightclubs of New York City.

Caution - be careful not to call Professor Schlotheim a Mad Scientist!