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Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t

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Leituras 155,854
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The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him.



This is a Harry Potter time travel fanfic, enjoy! 
I am terrible at writing descriptions, so if you decide to read this, props to you.
Also, if you reread a chapter later on and see a sentence that wasn't there before, don't be surprised, I tend to adjust it when I want to.

TW: please look at the A/N at the beggining of the book

Mature Content.



I do not own Harry Potter in anyway, the series belong to JK Rowling. I only own this fanfic and its storyline. 

None of the pictures in this story, including the cover, belong to me. All rights and credit go to the rightful owners.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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For My Dogstar, de tejashreepinjala

It has been one year after the war. Harry hasn't felt whole from the moment Sirius died. He felt it would be poetic if he died in the same place as Sirius on his birthday. But things never went the way Harry wanted them to. They never did. He received a letter from Gringotts on his 19th birthday. He discovered quite a lot that morning. He planned to quietly end his life, but this visit to Gringotts changed his mind. He was going to go back, take Death's offer that he was offered when he was hit with the killing curse, and wreck havoc on people who made his life a misery. Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. It belongs to J.K.Rowling. I am only borrowing the characters. The story is mine.

The Red Head Who Stole My Heart ~•Ron Weasley x Reader•~ (Book 3; Year 3), de TheBurningPearl

(If you see that there aren't as many chapters as you'd hoped, don't worry, each chapter is roughly about 1000-3000 words each. Enjoy!) Harry, Ron, Y/n, and Hermione finally return to Hogwarts as teenagers, yet Y/n's summer wasn't going according to plan... On top of her step mum beating the living hell out of her for leaving for so long, she also has to deal with the mass murderer, Sirius Black, breaking out of Azkaban, putting everyone's lives in danger. Still, she's SO ready to return to Hogwarts, excited to see what's in store for her and her friends this year. Just a reminder, I do not own any of these characters except Y/n. The rest of these wonderful characters are owned and created by the amazing J.K Rowling! Cover Credits: (I'm the one who edited it together) Art: http://atalienart.tumblr.com/post/168793851217/thank-you-for-all-of-your-ron-drawings-its-hard *SEQUEL IS OUT*

HP One Shots- Completed , de 1008Shelby

One shots of the characters from Harry Potter. Please leave requests. I will do any character of any relation. The OC Will be female unless someone requests otherwise. May contain smut. Chapters with smut will have 🖤 in the title. Enjoy I don't own Harry Potter

His addiction , de EsmeraldaSMM

"Not one for emotion Evens...but I could give a good fuck" he whispered into my ear as my heart pounded Hope has always had a rough life but ever since she's heard of Hogwarts it's been her dream to attend. What happens when that dream finally comes true but she meets the Slytherin Prince himself? Draco Malfoy. He's known as a dark and empty person but will she be his light or will he lure her into the darkness with himself. Most of the characters are for Jk Rowling's Harry Potter books. These are NOT my characters! 18+ ‼️ Lots of spicy scenes Smut! Please give my story good reviews. I hope you enjoy this amazing heart felt story!

Slytherins Heir [Draco X Reader] - Year Five, de Iriswrites777

~ Year five ~ Warning: This is the fifth book in a series!!! This also will journey through all of the books / movies so if you want a quick read, over and done with, I don't believe this is for you. If you are here to stay great and I'll do my best to keep you updated. ⚠️TW⚠️ this story will mention suicidal thoughts, thoughts of heavy depression and PTSD from last years attack, if you are sensitive to this then I suggest you turn away or read with caution. ******************** Y/n, Heir of Slytherin, bloodline of Merlin and Voldemort himself, friends with the escaped Sirius Black and ex professor Remus Lupin. Y/n is dealing with the threat of Azkaban, Voldemort, death and pain all while dealing with the death of her close friend Cedric Diggory and her very own father, who was killed when Kathy revealed she was a loyal Death Eater. Y/n will have to deal through her new depression and PTSD in order to decipher odd dreams and maybe get revenge on her sister. Y/n must find out many secrets and lies as well as making as new friends and most importantly helping old ones. Y/n, friends with the golden trio and working to change the way people see Slytherin; after what she experienced in fourth year will she ever recover? Y/n will face many challenges and threats throughout her years at Hogwarts. She must find out who is what. Who is good and who is evil. Even more, she must find out where her loyalties lie. ******************** ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ (Y/n = Your name) (F/c= Favourite colour) (L/n = Last name) (h/c = hair colour ) ( h/l = Hair length) (e/c= eye colour) (M/n = Mother name) ( Y/c = your city)

The World and Her Stars, de alex1s18

"I've never...ever in my whole fucking life let someone in, but you have managed to infiltrate me in every sense of the word. I hate more than anything that you are my weakness, Rose, but you are and I need you to realize that and admit that I am the same to you before I lose my fucking mind." His eyes squinted with tear of frustration and desperation. Why did I have the urge to wipe them away as one slid down his cheek? (TWs in AN) *DO NOT REPOST OR PRINT WITHOUT PERMISSION* *THE CHARACTERS I OWN ARE ROSE EROS, LEONARDO RILEY, CELIA RILEY, FLORA AND VICTOR EROS! ALL OTHER CHARACTERS BELONG TO JKR!!*

Death's Gift, de PotatoModeActivated

I ABANDONED THIS STORY YEARS AGO AND AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON RE-WRITING IT TO THEN FINISH. The new vs old chapters will be labeled. After the war Harry distances himself from everyone, feeling empty. He spends a year in solitude, only writing letters to communicate. When he's finally drawn from Grimuald Place by the Weasleys, Hermione appears at his front door with urgent and unsettling news. Harry realizes the hidden horrors of his years at Hogwarts and, together, with the help of Hermione, the two formulate a plan to redeem it all. Though, when it all goes sideways, Death shows himself to Harry, his master, and offers him a once in a lifetime opportunity. Will he take it?

𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝.~ 𝙷𝙿, de EreRich4n

YN LN, an ordinary boy navigating life in a less-than-ideal orphanage after the loss of his foster mother, believes himself to be just another face in the crowd. Little does he suspect that the tides of destiny are about to sweep him into a world far beyond his imagination. Cue Professor Dumbledore, the venerable wizard with a penchant for timely entrances, who personally hands YN a slightly crumpled Hogwarts letter. The revelation hits YN like a bolt of magic - he's a wizard, and the mundane woes of the orphanage are about to be replaced by the enchanting chaos of Hogwarts. As YN steps onto the Hogwarts Express, a rickety train bound for adventure, he befriends a quirky group of fellow students. Together, they embark on a journey through the whimsical halls of the wizarding school, forging friendships amidst bubbling cauldrons and magical mishaps. YN's life at Hogwarts promises not only the mastery of spells and potions but also a chance to rise above the challenges of his past, discovering that even in the most ordinary beginnings, extraordinary adventures await. Hey guys...... welcome again. I'm a big Potterhead.... so i thought Why not make a book about it?So here's it ..... In this you will get some movie scenes..... as you know English is not my language so please bear with it....... _______________________________________________________ Book 1 of 7 Male Reader x OC Any writing you may recognise belongs to J.K Rowling. This story is heavily inspired by the great male reader Harry Potter fan fictions I've read.

Harry Potter Fanfiction Reviews, de Jaymic7397

This will give you my thoughts on Harry Potter Fanfictions I've read. Each chapter I will upload will be different stories with their details and the reviews. Please read the first chapter (disclaimer) for additional information. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover photo. I've got it from her: https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/22939.jpg

Semper - Fred Weasley, de happyhazza94

Two redheads One love In good times and bad In health and sickness At least that's what they thought... a Fred Weasley love (and more) story 02/22 - #1 in fredweasleysmut *** The first few chapters are.. Well.. A bit shitty and short.. But it's getting better and longer.. So I would be more than happy if you'll give it a try *** All rights and characters belong to JKR (even if I don't agree with her). Except the ones I created myself. Mature content!! LGBTQ+

Invisible: the Philosopher's Stone, de aigarsars

- READ THIS BOOK BEFORE THE OTHER PARTS Lily's life with her twin brother has been boring but calm. Mostly. After getting accepted into Hogwarts, she's pushed away by the only person she needs and thrown to live in his shadow. While battling with her young, naive mind, Lily decides it's time for a change. But life in the shadows drags her in deeper than she can handle. And this book is just a mere beginning of whatever evil is yet to come. - I DO NOT OWN "Harry Potter" books or movies. All rights go to J. K. Rowling. I only own Isabella and her parts of the story. - rated MATURE for occasional violence, strong language, and themes of depression

||Now It's Just Us||, de dylan_keeper

The world left behind after the war and Voldemort's demise looks perfect at first glance. Look deeper, and you will know different. Everyone is either broken, or breaking, or lost, and everyone is fighting their own demons. Hermione Granger is lost. The Chosen One lives in an ocean of guilt. Ginny Weasley has to take care of her entire broken hearted family. Draco Malfoy is missing. ~None of these characters are owned by me, they all belong to J K Rowling~

I'm his | Draco Malfoy, de moonychild_

Everybody is shocked when Olivia arrives at Hogwarts during the 5th year. No one seems to know anything about her, except Dumbledore. And many want to know... Names and characters (except the main character) are taken from JK Rowling's work. I don't own any of them. Nevertheless, the story is my invention. I don't agree with Rowling's homotransphobic views. DISCLAIMER: In this story: Narcissa and Bella are step-sisters and are not blood-related. The only challenges Harry had to face were stealing the Philosopher's Stone from Lord Voldemort and sending his ghost away in the Chamber of Secret. The Three Wizards Tournament didn't involve Barty Crouch Junior at all and everything went well, in fact Cedric didn't die in the last challenge. Sirius was at Azkaban until Harry went to Elementary school, then he was freed by Dumbledore and was sent home; he needed to prove to the Ministry of Magic he was capable of taking care of himself and only after six years he found out about his Godson. Harry has been living at Grimmauld Place with Sirius ever since he went to Hogwarts. Lord Voldemort hasn't risen completely yet. Luna, Ginny and Astoria are all in the same year. Remus works at the Ministry of Magic and comes to visit Sirius once in a while. Olivia, the main character, grew up half with Bellatrix and half with Sirius, but only in the present time he could win the battle with Bellatrix and send Olivia to Hogwarts. I hope I didn't forget anything. FF! AU! Smut scenes-Strong language TW: SA, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, DEATH, SEX

Draco Malfoy and the Killing Curse, de svtdbaq

[Book 5 in the 'Draco Malfoy' SERIES] Wanna know what the worst thing about time travelling is? Fixed points in time. Draco doesn't know whether or not Sirius's death is one of those fixed points? This is it right? This is why Draco sacrificed his original timeline for. But if he saves Sirius, who's to say he hasn't just messed up the entire timeline afterwards? . . . "And you know this how?" Arthur questioned humorously, amused by the antics I had carried out throughout the summertime. "I'm psychic now," I said, giving Molly a grin when she set down the tea. "We're still going with that story?" Hermione questioned, walking down stairs with a couple papers in her hands. She thanked Molly for the tea and handed over her notes to me. "Draco even you don't believe Seer work." . . . Book cover art: @CaptBexx on Deviantart Book cover edit: @gokioh Wordcount: 34,643 Mature Rating: Bellatrix/death/violence Status: Completed

Growing Up, de siennaaa44

After the tragic death of James and Lily Potter, their son, Harry, is left orphaned and alone, cursed by an unspoken and unique evil. Offered the safest option to take the infant to his only living relatives, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black decline. Now in the care of Harry's respective Godparents, the three face trouble leading normal lives against hidden malevolent figures you guys, i started writing this 4 years ago. i know there's mistakes, you don't have to remind me i was a tween haha !!this is NOT cannon-compliant!! i often mention All The Young Dudes, by mskingbean **NOT MY COVER ART!! all credits to @avaeryn on tumbler** i update regularly-ish I am (clearly) not the owner of the Harry Potter series, nor the franchise itself, but this story is my own. don't sue me haha

The End Of It All, de that_1_theater_kid

The war is over. Lives are slowly going back to normal. Summer break is hard for everyone, but one person in particular isn't sure if he can make it. Harry Potter. He hasn't heard from his friends in months. All he has is his Godfathers empty house, a house elf that constantly makes a portrait scream, and a pistol he stole from his uncle. What he's about to do, no one knows about. Until the one person he was able to save finds him. This story has severe mentions of suicide, self harm, rape, ect. Don't read if this makes you uncomfortable. Do not repost on any other website/account without my permission.

Always. (A Draco Malfoy Story), de dadddymalfoy

READ DESCRIPTION FIRST TO AVOID CONFUSION. -currently under revision, my grammar sucks- Joy Deveroux, the last descendant of the wealthy, pure-blooded Deveroux's, transfers to Hogwarts. What happens when she realizes she has a more twisted fate than the Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy? Will she be the light in the sea of darkness? (Starts in Year 3: PoA. They are 15, instead of 13.) - Contains: Mature language, Smut/Lemon, and violence. Toxic/Asshole Draco. Not possessive, not abusive. Emotional trauma is involved. Just an overall asshole, who still makes the wrong choices. - I have a few OC in this story, but I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, storylines, references, or language. All rights go to JK Rowling. Sept 27, 2020-Nov 23, 2020

Slytherin Tears, de MalfoyFamily_

From the good to the bad, everyone's favorite Slytherin princess, Rowan Bailey; seems like princess, isn't so innocent after all. + A book that takes unexpected turns of events. + More than just your regular mature fanfiction. [Mature Content; Viewer Discretion is Advised; This book is semi-slow burn, but once the mature content appears, it's very frequent.| Lot's of sensitive topics, please be aware.| A.N; I do not own any of these characters or Harry Potter; all credit goes to J.K ROWLING.

No One Messes with the Master of Death, de tejashreepinjala

After the war was over, and Voldemort died, all death eaters were captured and killed except for a few who escaped the country before they were found. Harry had married Ginerva Weasley. Ron and Hermoine had married each other. Harry thought that his life would now be peaceful. Harry had, for once, come home early to enjoy his time with Ginny but ended up eavesdropping on her and his friends. What he found shattered his already wounded heart. Read more to find out what happens. I do not own Harry Potter. It belongs to J. K. Rowling. I have just borrowed the characters. The story is mine. Enjoy reading!

All of the Stars, de gabrielanelf

It has been five years since after the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the Malfoy heir found it ironic how he was expected to attend the fifth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, remembering he was the one who let those foul Death Eaters entered the school. He was about to drink his sorrow away when he set his eyes on the most breathtaking person passing through his table. Little did he know that his life was about to take a turn led by the stars above. #3 dracolovestory #5 hpff #9 afterthewar /*Disclaimer: I do not own any of the original characters from the Harry Potter series. Any original characters that appears belongs to JK Rowling, along with several parts of the original story that might be borrowed. Any similarities to other fan fictions are purely coincidental. */

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For My Dogstar

It has been one year after the war. Harry hasn't felt whole from the moment Sirius died. He felt it would be poetic if he died in the same place as Sirius on his birthday. But things never went the way Harry wanted them to. They never did. He received a letter from Gringotts on his 19th birthday. He discovered quite a lot that morning. He planned to quietly end his life, but this visit to Gringotts changed his mind. He was going to go back, take Death's offer that he was offered when he was hit with the killing curse, and wreck havoc on people who made his life a misery. Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. It belongs to J.K.Rowling. I am only borrowing the characters. The story is mine.