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Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t

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The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him.



This is a Harry Potter time travel fanfic, enjoy! 
I am terrible at writing descriptions, so if you decide to read this, props to you.
Also, if you reread a chapter later on and see a sentence that wasn't there before, don't be surprised, I tend to adjust it when I want to.

TW: please look at the A/N at the beggining of the book

Mature Content.



I do not own Harry Potter in anyway, the series belong to JK Rowling. I only own this fanfic and its storyline. 

None of the pictures in this story, including the cover, belong to me. All rights and credit go to the rightful owners.All Rights Reserved

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