A story for MANIPULATIVE KIDDO

Who is he? What is he? Is he a human? Yes, ofcourse! Duh! Is he/she a guy or a girl? Well, if he's a guy then I should say I already fell in love with him. But, if she's a girl then I should say I have a huged crush on her and it turns me into a LESBIAN! But, I think your a boy! Uhm, yes you are! Lol. Well, you stranger! This story is for you. Hope you'll notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hays. XD